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  •  Troll Tea (1+ / 0-)
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    One outsized troll
    Large stock pot
    Enough water to fill stock pot 3/4 full

    Force troll to watch John McCain's "speech" from Tuesday night on YouTube. While troll is hypnotized, tie 'em up and feed them into a wood chipper. Remove chipper bin contents and spread in a thin layer to dry in the sun, preferably on concrete. When dry, bring water in stock pot to boil and add dried, chipped troll. Turn off heat and allow troll to steep in water 7-10 minutes. Use tea to remove paint and varnish from old but serviceable furniture purchased from secondhand store in the best eco-friendly leftist fashion.


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