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View Diary: A Distraction Diary. Top 5 songs to rock out to after an Obama Win (84 comments)

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  •  I can tell you exactly what I'll be listening to (3+ / 0-)
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    Kaj, under the bodhi tree, publicv

    if Obama wins.  This, from 1992 when Bush the Elder lost.

    •  Words to above: (2+ / 0-)
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      Kaj, srkp23

      Bill Hicks:

      "So what else happened, man? I'm over in fucking England -- and Bush fucking loses! Must've been a Secret--"

      (applause)

      "It must've been a Secret Service plot to keep me out the country the night he lost; to protect Bush - y'know, his eardrums from shattering - when I shrieked with fucking laughter.

      AHHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! He's dead! It's dead! The Republican beast is fucking dead!!!

      Twelve years of that rampaging Republican fucking elephant beast finally brought to its knees! (imitates an elephant being shot with a rifle)

      Yes! You're dead, you fucker! You fuck! You fuck! You're dead, dead, dead! We hate you, hate you! Now you do you know it? Now do you feel it? Feel the fucking hate. Feel it!

      Call off your dogs! Call your little Vietnamese potbelly Rush Limbaugh back to your fold, you demon fuck!

      Bring Pat Buchanan back! (imitates snarling dog) Call him back, you lost!

      Finally. The Republican beast elephant, brought to its fucking knees. 'Cause I feel like me and my friends and all the artists in the fucking country were like little Pygmy tribes shooting darts at that elephant for twelve years and finally...(imitates killing elephant with the rifle)

      Do our little Pygmy dance...(chants)...yes!"

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