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View Diary: Cheers and Jeers: FRIDAY! (116 comments)

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  •  Yes. But that'll cost you $75 an hour. (none)
    •  See if I do your Commitment Ceremony (none)
      for free now...
      •  Hey Bill! (none)
        Hold out for the marriage.  The way this tide is turning, it WILL happen in your lifetime.

        "I'm voting for Kerry, because I have a brain and so does he." - Amy Tan

        by rina on Fri Oct 29, 2004 at 12:27:19 PM PDT

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        •  You know, (none)
          I almost rescinded my "offer" to do Bill's funeral for free.

          That, I'm pretty confident, will not take place in his lifetime.

          •  You got that right, Pastor dan... (none)

            I take 3 grams of pharmaceutical-grade fish oil capsules a day.  If more people knew about the incredible amount of science behind the omega-3s in fish oil, they'd gobble it up like candy.

            The GISSI Prevention study:  45% reduction in heart attack risk.

            Brigham and Women's Hospital:  81% decrease in the risk of sudden death heart attack.

            Harvard Nurses Study: I forget the exact number because the Bacardi and Coke is kicking in, but it's damn significant.

            In all seriousness: Omega-3s from fish oil are like a magic bullet for preventing clots in the coronary arteries.

            That'll be a $20 co-pay.  Which means you now owe me $95.

            But I'll settle for salvation.  God knows I need it.

            •  95 BUCKS??!!!! (none)
              Are you insane in the membrane?

              Do you have any idea what my indulgences are worth?  Why, I just rang up a suite in Las Vegas...

              Uh, never mind.

              You gotta one-way ticket out of fire and brimstone, Bill.  But you earned it with your C&Js.

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