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  •  Here's a gem from LGF: (none)
    From Ohio:
    The polls are packed this morning. Everyone is talking about how long the lines are. Don't be surprised if the polls show Bush in a heavy lead at first. The media is talking to people in line this morning, it seems all the Republicans have jobs, so they vote in the morning before they go to work. All the Kerry supporters don't get up before noon, so they'll be
    voting in the afternoon. Word has it, they have free buses taking the people to the polls, compliments of the democratic socialist party.

    Sign on Truman's Desk: The Buck Stops Here Sign on Bush's Desk: Buck, what Buck? Karl, what the hell is this about a Buck?

    by wry twinger on Tue Nov 02, 2004 at 11:29:46 AM PST

    •  Ha! (none)

      "Today there is no substantial challenge to American ideals. The question is this: Where, with all our wealth and capabilities, do we lead mankind?" Gen. Clark

      by theprogressivemiddle on Tue Nov 02, 2004 at 11:39:24 AM PST

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    •  Aww how cute (none)
      What's his name? I'd like to buy him ;D
    •  Well, (none)
      if he's right, then America's unemployment rate after tonight is at 60%!!!!!
    •  Just wait! (none)
      I thought the Freepers were saying that the Republicans vote after work because they have jobs & it's only the Democrats that vote during the day so there'll be a big republican surge late.  Not only that, but all of those jobless, freeloading democrats can vote in 3 or 4 precincts (it varies depending on how many cartoon characters they can think of).  Me thinks somebody needs to get their stories straight.

      Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

      by jeffro on Tue Nov 02, 2004 at 12:05:41 PM PST

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    •  Dems are all on welfare (none)
      This was a recent Freeper comment (I went to lurk there).  Republicans have jobs, but Democrats are on welfare and can vote any time they want.

      This theory notwithstanding, other comments included "I'm going home early to get drunk.  I can't take this anymore" and "I just cracked my first beer."

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