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  •  Dick jokes? I made up the category killer: (2+ / 0-)
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    droogie6655321, j b norton

    (I am nicknamed "Dick" and have heard too many bad jokes about it)

    So, what would you call it if you saw me - or someone else with my name - sexually molesting a small African antelope with a penis bone from that same species of antelope?

    (This usually brings a long silence, followed by "I don't know.")

    That would be Dick dicking a dik-dik with a dik-dik dick.

    "The president was writing checks to the Georgians without knowing what he had in the bank," said a senior administration official.

    by perro amarillo on Thu Jan 22, 2009 at 08:16:36 AM PST

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