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  •  Variation on a joke upthread (1+ / 0-)
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    Guy walks into a bar, dressed to the nines, flashing wads of cash. He's got the most beautiful woman in the world (Michelle?) on his arm. He sits down at the bar, orders a drink and a tiny guy jumps out of his pocket, pulls out a piano and starts to play Beethoven's Ninth.

    Bartender says, "Hey, what's up with the little dude?"

    Guy says, "Well, I found this lamp and rubbed it and a genie came out and gave me three wishes. First, I wished that I would have all the money I needed. Second, I wished that the most beautiful woman in the world (Michelle?) would fall in love with me." He paused, and the bartender said, "And then you wished for a 12-inch pianist?"

    Guy says, "Not exactly."

    It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. -- Thomas Jefferson

    by AtlantaJan on Wed Apr 08, 2009 at 01:18:36 PM PDT

    •  Even funnier joke (0+ / 0-)

      I got an email today from Terry McAuliffe asking for a contribution.

      It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. -- Thomas Jefferson

      by AtlantaJan on Wed Apr 08, 2009 at 01:30:07 PM PDT

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