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  •  The point he makes... (none)
    is how easy it is to hack, and cover the tracks. Do you really think these are the best systems for vote tabulation?
    I'm not a programmer, but something really stinks about it. I've seen countless computer guru's negative opinions on Diebold all over the net. They really have been trying to warn the public for a long time.
    •  yea (none)
      I get the point. It is valid. I just don't like scare tactics.
      •  I don't know (4.00)
        If you're driving and looking at some blond on the side of the road and and a car pulls out in front of you but you don't see it cause you're looking at the blond and your passenger suddenly yells out, "Watch out!", is that a scare tactic?

        "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." George Bush

        by TocqueDeville on Tue Nov 16, 2004 at 09:56:58 PM PST

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        •  Scare tactic? (4.00)
          Well, that all depends. Is the blonde a Republican or a Democrat?

          Reminds me of when I was once driving through western Oklahoma when I blew a tire.  Checked the spare and it was flat, too.  Nuts, now I really needed a ride to a tire store somewhere. Stuck out my thumb and the very next car stopped.  Guy asks, "you a Republican or a Democrat?"  I replied, "Democrat."  "Bite me," the guy said, and drove off.

          Another guy stopped a few minutes later.  Same deal.. "you a Republican or a Democrat?"  I say, "Democrat".  He says, "Fuck off!" and roars off in a cloud of dust.

          Finally, a hip convertible driven by a gorgeous young blonde stops and asks the same question.  By this time, I realize that they seem to take their right wing politics pretty seriously out here in Oklahoma, so I decide to play along just to get a ride to the damn tire store. "I'm a proud Republican," I exclaim!  "Well, hop in," says she.

          It was a hot day, and the young woman was very shapely and quite lovely and very soon, with the top down and the wind blowing her skirt ever higher up her thigh, I couldn't take it anymore. I hollered, "Stop the car!! Stop the car!!"  

          She screeched to a halt and I hopped out of the car.  "What's wrong," she asked?

          I said, "I'm sorry, I can't take it. I've  been a Republican for only five minutes and already I want to screw somebody!!"

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