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  •  Oh, for fuck's sake (1+ / 0-)
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    See my response to someone else who asks why you're essentially trolling here:

    You seemed lighthearted enough to rec my responses, so I figured you'd found them amusing.  Call it a playful nudge in the ribs with a wink at irony in concise writing.  

    •  I'm hardly intimidated by any of you, politically (0+ / 0-)

      or intellectually.

      Got it?

      •  Who's trying to intimidate you? (4+ / 0-)

        Not me.  That was a very odd response.

        I can switch from a playful nudge in the ribs to a scratch behind the ears, if you'd prefer that.  Perhaps a good-natured swat on the rump, such as guys do when we're just farting around, having fun.

        To assess your intellect, I'd have to test you in a reasonable manner.

        Here's my proposal:

        Post a picture of yourself wearing a Photoshopped (or real!) party hat.  If the judges determine it blows away all the competition (competition is voluntary) you win.  Simple as that.

        You've got a pretty good shot at this one, because most of us are shy.  So you might win by default.

        Now, as for political, I can't help you there.  You've already sworn a blue streak which reveals your true-Blue nature.  I suspect if you hit a Port-A-Pottie and someone were to go in there right after you, there would be a lot of blue in that bowl - like Great Bluedini Kool Aid.  No competition on that note.

      •  I'm not trying to intimidate you. (5+ / 0-)

        If you were't such a determined jerk, I might take the trouble to encourage you to acting like a flaming asshole.

        Everyone else here is being very kind to you. I, a grizzled veteran of usenet, am a lesser man than they. All my niceness got burned off in the Great Flame Wars of Iran/Contra.

        I suggest you take a blankie-break, cause you are not making points here.

        You'll pay me the 8s I won of you a-betting?

        by Boreal Ecologist on Sat Jul 25, 2009 at 04:32:13 PM PDT

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