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  •  My "proper" response is: Jesus H Christ! I ... (0+ / 0-)

    didn't say he killed his damn dog. I said I thought the article was too long.

    WTF is it with you dogmatic party-line adhering assholes, anyway?

    •  Now see, that was uncalled for (6+ / 0-)

      You already responded originally to that post, and you were quite civil.  Now you're descending into gutter talk.

      Anyway, I re-read your original post, and I couldn't find anything in it about a damn (or damned) dog.

      I ran your post through the dialectizer.  Here's what you said, according to the Swedish Chef:

      Pleese-a stert ideeting thees sheet doon, ookey?

      Hooefer guud, hooefer vurthy. Bork bork bork!

      Iff I vunt tu reed a demn buuk I'll gu veet Merteen Emees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Oor meybe-a ifee ierly Juyce-a.

      Guud greeeff.

      That didn't work, so I tried Redneck, but it faild to let the dog out:

      Please start editin' this hyar shit down, okay?

      Howevah fine, howevah wo'thy.

      Eff'n ah's hankerin' t'read a dadburn book I'll hoof it wif Martin Amis. Or mebbe even early Joyce.

      Good grief.

      I finally had some mammalian success with Elmer Fudd.  I uncovered a rabbit (or actually, a "wabbit"):

      Pwease stawt editing this shit down, okay?

      Howevew good, howevew wowthy.

      If I want to wead a damn book I'ww go wif Mawtin Amis. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Ow maybe even eawwy Joyce.

      Good gwief.

      I figure a rabbit is close enough.  Sometimes when the mechanical rabbit is racing just ahead of a greyhound, you pretty much can't tell one from the other anyway, and the money is good either way - even if the wabbit weally wins.

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