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    lightbulb when the bird - who didn't want to be weighted down by his clothes so took all his feathers off - slipped off the ladder and, you're not gonna believe this - fell onto the extra lightbulb on the way down!  Now, this is strange, but, the lightbulb actually, um, went up the bird's butt.  I know!  You couldn't do that if you tried.  Weird.  So here's this naked bird with this lightbulb actually stuck in his butt.  He's pretty upset, of course, so he's jumping around and making a ruckus and he bumps into the table where he had carefully set all his feathers - feathers go flying everywhere!  What a mess.

    While this is going on helpful Mr Cat decides to call 911 to get his dear aviary friend some medical assistance for the, erm, embarassing lightbulb situation.  Great idea, right?  But before he can find his cell phone Mr Birdy has smacked into a wall and unfortunately hit his head and fallen down.  He's bleeding a little bit and unresponsive.  So Mr Cat does what any good friend would do, he carefully puts Mr Birdy into his mouth to keep him warm and safe until he can call for the ambulance.  Now this is where things get a little more strange...

    They tortured people to get false confessions to fraudulently justify our invading Iraq ~ Seneca Doane

    by JVolvo on Sun Aug 23, 2009 at 07:35:05 AM PDT

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