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    For Loretta Tirebiter, the nights are full of dread. The mother of three children, ages 5, 7, and 9, rarely gets more than a few hours sleep before the darkness is shattered by the terrified screams of her children.

    "Every night, it's the same thing - 'Mommy save us from Barack Obama!' So I go out on the porch and shake my broom and say 'You get out of here Barack Obama, leave my children alone! Go devour the souls of some hippy children, and leave us God fearing folk alone."

    Parents of this gated community of Dallas report similar problems. Lydia Tuddwieler reports that her children also have terrible nightmares about Barack Obama. "They say 'Mommy, Barack Obama is under the bed, Barack Obama is in my closet, Barack Obama is at the window with a copy of The Communist Manifesto!'"

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