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  •  O.K., herding mucus slime? Ick! N/T (1+ / 0-)
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    Seneca Doane

    A Republican is someone who can't enjoy his privileged position unless he is certain that somewhere, someone is in excruciating agony. I Love OCD

    by nippersdad on Tue Oct 13, 2009 at 09:25:40 PM PDT

    •  Well, we have to figure out some way to (3+ / 0-)
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      monetize the slime!  "Monetize the slime" -- sounds like a campaign slogan to me!

      •  Sounds like it would make a good RNC ad. (2+ / 0-)
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        "What with food costs and the economic malaise, the Republican Party has found a new way of aiding an ailing fisheries economic sector which will provide badly needed jobs and help you to put food on your families! Let them eat mucus slime! ASIDE (Just between us guys, it can also be used as a feminine moisture enhancer for producing patriotic young embryos! You betcha! Wink.)

        See, pollution really isn't all that bad, we like to call it the Clean Oceans Initiative For The United States, COITUS for short...."

        Imagine the possibilities. Let no rat go unfucked, now with mucus!, it is the Republican way.

        A Republican is someone who can't enjoy his privileged position unless he is certain that somewhere, someone is in excruciating agony. I Love OCD

        by nippersdad on Tue Oct 13, 2009 at 11:01:46 PM PDT

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        •  Just because. Likely edits: (2+ / 0-)
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          I)

          See, pollution really isn't all that bad, we like to call it the Clean Oceans Initiative For The United States, COITUS for short...."

          Should read:

          See, pollution really can be our friends. Our Clean Oceans Initiative for The United States will be implemented by new organizations called Regional Aquacultural Tradescrafts, or R.A.T.C.O.I.T.U.S., for short...

          II)

          What with food costs and the economic malaise,

          Insert the word rising before food costs.

          III)
          Perhaps the spot could be done by Tina Fey Sara Palin, in which case the aside should read "Take it from me, at the Palin household it is also used..."

          See, monetization complete! There could even be a chart (insert bubbles here):

          1. Slime Mucus

          2.

          1. Financial riches!

          Wouldn't this make a fun You Tube clip?

          A Republican is someone who can't enjoy his privileged position unless he is certain that somewhere, someone is in excruciating agony. I Love OCD

          by nippersdad on Wed Oct 14, 2009 at 12:05:58 AM PDT

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      •  Yeah, I know. I'll apologize tomorrow. (2+ / 0-)
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        A Republican is someone who can't enjoy his privileged position unless he is certain that somewhere, someone is in excruciating agony. I Love OCD

        by nippersdad on Tue Oct 13, 2009 at 11:04:46 PM PDT

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      •  But what about the "Slime Gap"? (2+ / 0-)
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        JVolvo, Seneca Doane

        You may think that. I couldn't possibly comment.-- Francis Urqhart

        by Johnny Q on Wed Oct 14, 2009 at 12:32:43 AM PDT

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