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  •  Want to learn to be putrid and vile? EASY! (none)
    turn on FOX news channel... and watch.

    Within 4-6 to six weeks you should receive your official putrid asshole certificate in the mail courtesy of Zell Miller.

    I voted for John Kerry and all I got was this lousy sticker...

    by diplomatic on Thu Dec 16, 2004 at 02:44:46 PM PST

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    •  Already Received my REGULAR Asshole Certificate (none)
      I didn't know they had an advanced course.

      I want my putrid asshole certificate too.

      Do I really have to watch for six weeks? I dunno. Maybe it's enough to just be a regular dyed-in-the-woll asshole.

      •  Yes if you can tolerate the Beltway Boys (none)
        you get to become a "Jedi Master" asshole

        ...serving the dark side of course.

        I voted for John Kerry and all I got was this lousy sticker...

        by diplomatic on Thu Dec 16, 2004 at 02:58:53 PM PST

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        •  I'm In (none)
          But what if I find out that Bill O'Reilly is my father and I have to ass-hole fight him?
          •  i'm not even gonna go there (none)
            that will be explained during a very special edition of Maury Povich.  Different channel, different certificate.

            How much time you got?

            I voted for John Kerry and all I got was this lousy sticker...

            by diplomatic on Thu Dec 16, 2004 at 03:02:59 PM PST

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