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  •  Some Nice Ripostes Are Needed... (4.00)
    "No matter how loud you yell, you're still a hypocrite."

    "Lies don't become more true with more volume."

    "Would you be yelling so loud if you were winning this debate?"

    "Grow up."

    More suggestions?

    Don't ask a question unless you want to hear the answer.

    by Dallasdoc on Thu Dec 16, 2004 at 03:43:57 PM PST

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    •  Some more... (4.00)
      smiles "Getting a little huffy, are we?"

      "You know, I heard you the first time--and I still thought you were full of shit."

      "Do you want to lose your voice from all that shouting?"

      "You're telling me to shut up?  Ever heard of free speech, bub?"

      "Lemme guess--you were bullied on the playground as a kid, right?"

    •  Republican debating tactic (none)
      He who yells the loudest wins.

      Obviously, if you don't agree with him, it's because you didn't hear him.

      I'm a member of a minority group: the reality-based community.

      by Unstable Isotope on Thu Dec 16, 2004 at 05:23:32 PM PST

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    •  At O'Reilly's level of "debate" (none)
      I think that the classic riposte, "I know you are, but what am I?"  would be appropos, and certainly something that his loyal viewers could understand.

      The coup de grace would, of course, be to implement the Bronx Cheer Maneuver, but only as a last resort.

    •  More... (none)
      <big yawn> "Were you saying something?"

      <weary look> "Do you yell about everything that doesn't turn out your way?"

      "Let me guess. It's really small, isn't it?"

      "What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out, which is the exact opposite." - Bertrand Russell

      by Mad Dog Rackham on Thu Dec 16, 2004 at 08:17:00 PM PST

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    •  Tantrum (none)
      When most toddlers have tantrums, they get a time-out. Do we need to send you to your room?
    •  Howsabout (none)
      "Are you wearing your grumpy trousers today, Bill?" or something.

      Thank Goddess I haven't watched the television machine in years.

      get your stinkin paws off us you damn dirty chimp

      by kwyzkl on Fri Dec 17, 2004 at 12:12:54 PM PST

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