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  •  Several tactical corrections (3+ / 0-)

    Santa's Central Committee is in fact located at the North Pole.

    NORAD tries to shoot him down every year.  But ever since Rudolph put the warp drive nacelle is his nose (thus the glow), the AA missiles have a tough time locking on.  Taking down a vessel capable of faster-than-light travel and possible time warping is somewhat beyond the capacity of our air defense system, although Reagan sure tried with Star Wars.

    The Bush administration finally came up with a solution.  If you warm the planet enough, the polar icecap will melt and Santa's headquarters will wind up in the ocean.

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