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  •  Spam Haiku (2+ / 0-)
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    Matt Z, mieprowan

    Spam Haiku :

    Flatulent SPAM bombs
    Dropped off by the laughing nun--
    Scholastic abuse.
    --Sister Mary Gazz, J.M.& Joseph Inc

    SPAM has the power;
    It IS the way and the light--
    The perfect yule log.
    --Ho Ho Ho!

    SPAM's not "P" word food.
    It's real food for real people--
    Barney Frank eats it.
    --yvonne hilderbrant

    Hector Carajo!
    Grand latino SPAM gourmand--
    San Juan on a stick.
    --Carajo Rivera, Ponce Sally's

    Base-faced meat princess
    Lives in the projects of love--
    Procreating SPAM.
    --John Hardy

    Hot Utah desert,
    Dry as my granny's bloomers--
    But SPAM tastes good here.
    --Grandma D. Pendz

    Fondle your fresh buns
    Tenderly insert your SPAM
    Eat it with relish
    --Jacob Slatter

    I don't think you can be a success at anything if you think about losing, whether it's in sports or in politics. ~Edward Kennedy

    by denig on Fri Jan 01, 2010 at 03:28:44 PM PST

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