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  •  WTF? (2+ / 0-)
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    seanwright, BardoOne

    Are you drunk?
    Not only is this not funny, it's twisted if not ugly.
    What a piece of shit diary.
    Jokes about reporters enjoying anal sex?
    What is wrong with you? Pathetic.
    The writing is on par with that of  a 12 year old failing basic english.

    Barack Obama forcibly stuck his head up his own ass.

    "I wanted to see how it felt," Obama mumbled to reporters afterwards, between grunts. "It's kind of, uh, ya know, interesting, but it seems highly overrated to me. Plus, it really stinks."

    . A perplexed news media stood around watching President Obama perform this gruesome task, open-mouthed, and at one point, several of them offered to help.

    " best thing is for the President of the United States to stick his own head up his own ass, and quite frankly, keep it there."

    Rahm Emanuel, the president's Chief of Staff, gave the hawk-eye to Ana Marie Cox and told her to "sit down and shut the fuck up."

    While Cox looked doe-eyed and ready to address Mr. Emanuel's comment directly, the Chief of Staff proclaimed, "You've caused enough trouble, Cox. I thought you liked it up the butt?"

    An embarrassed Ms. Cox quickly left the room, in tears.

    Mr. Obama's Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, turned the color of a ripe beet during the president's anal probe.

    When questioned how long President Obama would keep his head up his ass, Mr. Obama shockingly stated,

    Mr. Obama then went into a severe coughing fit that can only be cured with an enema. President Obama's personal physician has been notified.

    It is unclear whether or not the president would remain in the same sad state for Wednesday's State of the Union address. David Axelrod, the president's Senior Advisor, was overheard telling Mr. Emanuel, "I don't know how the hell we can get a microphone up there. I don't want to have to do that. Do you?!"

    "Oh changed your hair color? It's just so dark. You like it? And with your skin tone?" My Beloved Mom, December 25 2007, once again on notice.

    by Christin on Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 10:49:17 PM PST

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