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  •  drug-addled, impotent, sex-crazed, ???... (5+ / 0-)

    my my my, it's a good thing ol' rushbo has health insurance.

    Never walk into a public restroom while breathing through your mouth.

    by quityurkidding on Sun Apr 04, 2010 at 08:48:35 AM PDT

    •  Does he have a girlfriend, or is (3+ / 0-)
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      207wickedgood, Indieman, wolfie1818

      his Viagra Rx for solo use only?

      Surely someone that rich could find a girlfriend.  I mean guys on death row have frequent marriage proposals.  Rush couldn't be that much worse.

    •  Doesn't Limbaugh look like one of those gay guys. (2+ / 0-)
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      Mountain Don, wolfie1818

      Doesn't Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to have other men pee on him?

      Can't you just see Limbaugh in the bathtub, with Reagan, Quayle, and Bush standing around, peeing on him?

      "Ungh ungh, I can't get hard, Reagan, pee in my mouth!"

      "Well, OK..."

      And then Barbara Bush comes in, climbs on top of him, undoes her girdle, her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfolds down to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum, she takes her pearls, shoves them up his ass, then squeezes off a turd into his mouth. His little piggly-wiggly dick gets half-hard "Ungh! Ungh!"

      A clear bubble appears on the top of it, a maggot comes out of the bubble and pops it, then runs off to join a "pro-life" group somewhere.

      I'm so proud of Bill Hicks' dark poetry.  I miss him so much.

      Hicks had the insight, almost 20 years ago, to realize, that Rush Limbaugh is a scat-muncher.


      •  Rec'd for the beautiful Hicks reference. (1+ / 0-)
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        It's been a long 16 years since we lost the Prince of Darkness -- and his humor rings even more true today.

        His insight into the machinations of the right, the corporatists, the wingnuts, the MIC, and all the other proselytizing hypocrites ruining our country was the most honest and beautiful humor since Lenny Bruce.

        And on Easter Sunday, we get to savor this bit:

        A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them. - Randall Munroe xkcd

        by Mountain Don on Sun Apr 04, 2010 at 04:11:18 PM PDT

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