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View Diary: Mark Kirk exaggerated Desert Storm service in constituent letter (99 comments)

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  •  Kos, you need to exaggerate a little (3+ / 0-)
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    Randall Sherman, Matt Z, schnecke21

    You lugged around ammo?  Say instead: "When I was in the Gulf [elide: "...war time period..."] I delivered ammo... straight to the enemy!!!"

    You worked in the post office? Say instead: "I was in charge of sensitive Gulf War communications!"

    You worked in Germany?  Tell 'em you fought the Nazis!  It worked for Jan Brewer.

    A little embellishment here and there and pretty soon you'll be sitting in Congress, drinking martinis with the priciest lobbyists in town!

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