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View Diary: What would a Lincoln loss mean for November? (115 comments)

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  •  Dear American People (5+ / 0-)

    Shut up.  

    WE speak for YOU.  ("The American people want [fill in the blank]...!!!")

    Get lost.
    Elected Officials

    PS  Could you send us a lot of money and donations because there's an election coming up and we're working so hard to improve your lives?

    •  P.S. Get off my lawn! (6+ / 0-)

      Even if it's actually your lawn.

      Now here, have some bread and circuses.  And do consider attending out kabuki theater sessions in the House and Senate. Especially the Senate.  They're all the rage!

      (And I'll let you in on a little secret.  Shhh.  Most of the time, that Senate chamber is empty!  Even when the kabuki theater is on, and you think your Senators is sitting there listening and shit?  They're not!  Hawhawhawhaw.  Let me shake your hand and let's have a picture.  Make sure to write down your mailing address before you leave!  We'll be sending you some kabuki letters.

      •  I must protest in the STRONGEST possible terms .. (3+ / 0-)
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        joanneleon, dkosdan, orangecurtainlib

        ... the above comment.

        Kabuki theater is a noble and honorable form of highly stylized Japanese dance-drama dating back to the 17th Century, which requires great discipline, dedication, sensitivity and skill on the part of its practitioners.

        Thus, it has absolutely nothing at all in common with the workings of the U.S. Senate and House.

        I would like to see more dancing and stylized make-up in Congress.

        Sincerely yours,
        Capt. R. H. Pretty (Mrs.)

        P.S.  I do not eat gravel.

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