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  •  They don't believe in garbage collection. (3+ / 0-)
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    They believe in making other people so desperate that they're forced to rummage in trash just to survive.  See, by their logic this is cheaper and more efficient than paying a unionized employee to collect waste and dispose of or recycle it cleanly.

    Liberty, Equality, Opportunity.

    by Troubadour on Sun Sep 26, 2010 at 07:31:10 AM PDT

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    •  Jungle Rules! (4+ / 0-)

      We used to play a version of "dodge ball" outside of school where a group of us teenagers would declare suddenly "JUNGLE RULES!" and the game would have no guiding principle, no agreed upon faulty hits or intentional destructive strategy, no purpose except one; who is left standing wins. If you are hurt, killed, injured, debilitated, or bloodied, you lose.

      For teenagers, this worked out fine. We could see who really WAS the strongest and most aggressive animal, but our sense of pain, and loss of dignity, as well as our collective mothers tended to work against JUNGLE RULES in more than 10 minute increments.

      Apparently, Libertarians have no sense of dignity, no sense of pain and no mothers. That's the only way Libertarianism can be sustained.

      Figures don't lie, but liars do figure-Mark Twain

      by OregonOak on Sun Sep 26, 2010 at 08:14:43 AM PDT

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