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  •  My grandmother was a terrorist anchor-baby (6+ / 0-)

    and let me tell you, the above news report does not do justice to the insidious levels to which this plot reaches.

    My grandmother, the terrorist anchor baby, was born in this country but then returned to her parents' native country Sweden, to be raised in their ways and culture.  Upon reaching the age of 17, in order to maintain her U.S. citizenship, she returned with nothing but the teachings of her alien culture.  

    Nevertheless, she still managed to find another terrorist Swede and bind him to this country with her anchoring powers.  They then proceeded to create more anchor babies, feeding them with the abundant U.S. economy which allowed my grandfather to work three different jobs at once.

    But the plan didn't end after 20 or 30 years.  Those terrorist anchor babies went on to have anchor babies of their own.  These babies scattered across the country, taught from birth to blend in and appear completely American.  One of them is a manager at Goldman Sachs.  Another works in Silicon Valley.  Still another plays in the opening band for Lady Gaga.

    We are undetectable, and we are everywhere.  When the secret Swedish signal finally comes, it will alredy be too late.

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