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  •  The Owning Mexicans Act (4+ / 0-)

    I plan to also introduce:
    The Owning Mexicans (not Canadians) Act

       

    Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property." (Leviticus  25:44-45)

    Since we are very close Canada, we might also consider buying Canadian slaves in the near future, but   Mexicans  save considerable transportation costs for the State of Texas.  (I'm all about saving money too.)

    I was hoping to have a few Peruvians as well, but I don't think the lord would like that very much.

    I know what you're thinking... We have constitutional amendments regarding slavery,  but I think the bible is very clear in this area.  

    I'm still working on my Terror Baby legislation, but right now I thank y'all for your concerns with our legislative process.

    Sincerely
    Rep D.R.

    Gay Agenda: 1. Equality 2. See #1

    by skip945 on Fri Mar 04, 2011 at 08:29:45 AM PST

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