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  •  Epic post my brotha! (6+ / 0-)

    Tipped and riz'ecd!

    You wanna hear something funny?

    I went to my favorite spot this afternoon with my sweetheart.  We were drinking mojitos and qui-qui-ing it up with some boys who went to Choate, you know (I love the rich queens.  They're the best conversationalists.)  She went to the restroom, and I get this phone call.  It's a woman from the DNC, calling me to make a fucking difference

    So, by now I'm pretty well fucked up, and I'm like ...

    Is this OFA?
    '

     and she's on the phone with me like ...

    Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the DNC ...

    and I'm like ...

    Oooh, the DNC!

    and she's like ...

    I'm calling because we're trying to defeat Republicans, blah, blah ...

    and I'm like ... channelling Richard Pryor

    You know some'im?!?  Barack Obama's the best goddamned President this country's ever had!!! ... And, if these racist motherfuckers give the country to the Tea Party?!?! ... There will be Hell to pay!!!!

    I went off.  In front of these blue bloods; and when I committed to dropping some coin, one of them did too.  

    Hilarious.

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