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    My name is Sarah Howard. I am 92 years old, and I live in Spokane, Washington at the Shady Pines Home for the Violently Senile.

    I have lived a long and full life, and I have met quite a few famous people over the years, and sometimes I like to share my little stories.

    I blog when I have the opportunity – that is, between sedations, and when my internet access has not been taken away.

    I have two sons, Ron and Jeremy, their lovely wives Susan and Whatsername, and seven grandchildren whose names I admit have trouble keeping track of. Honestly, I don’t even know if some of them are boys or girls. I know one is called “Crystal Jade”, which I think is unforgivable, really. You might as well call her “Bristol” or “Chablis” and be done with it.

    I worship at St. Barnabas’ Church of the Great Subjugation. We don’t so much believe in the Jesus parts of the Bible as the “wandering in the desert and being attacked by snakes because we have been sinful” parts.

    I also have a nephew Charles, who I am quite fond of. He helped me set up my blog. He lives in Seattle with his flatmate, Kevin.

    When not blogging, I enjoy high colonics from Jesus (my nurses’ aid, not God) and cooking, although I’m not allowed access to sharp implements, or indeed kitchens, since the unfortunate “bleach in the bundt cake” incident last year.

    I can’t eat starch or cabbages. Particularly starch AND cabbages. Constipation and chronic wind makes me blow up like Haley Barbour on a cheese binge.

    Apparently, if you click on the link at the end of this line, you can email me.

    I also have a Facebook page:

    I'd rather die than give you control ~ Trent Reznor

    by JustJennifer on Fri Apr 15, 2011 at 11:19:55 AM PDT

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