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  •  Of course Ailes is a major target for Jihadists (6+ / 0-)

    He's obviously ever so much bigger and more important than the Pres, Cabinet Secs, leaders of the House and Senate, or the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

    I imagine AL Qaeda cells the world over are reading ROLLING STONE this morning, and recruiting a special Gay Muslim hit squad even as we speak (or type). Time for Roger to go all out and hire Chuck Norris as an on air commentator and personal body guard.

    •  Chuck Norris an ideal bodyguard (2+ / 0-)
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      DrTerwilliker, Calamity Jean
      1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
      2. There is no such thing as evolution. Only species Chuck Norris has permitted to survive.
      3. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
      4. Chuck Norris does not exhale. Once he has captured air he never frees it.
      5. bin Laden's wives said the reason he was not prepared for SEAL Team 6 is that he always though Chuck Norris would be sent after him.


      In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there always is a difference. - Yogi Berra

      by blue aardvark on Tue May 31, 2011 at 08:37:28 AM PDT

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      •  I was watching INVASION USA this week (2+ / 0-)
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        blue aardvark, terabthia2

        and it amazed me how much the Evil Muslims Invade America fantasies the teabaggers and FOX and mental munchkins like Michelle Bachmann masturbate over are just carbon copies of the scary scenarios Hollywood assigned to the Evil Russkies in the 70s and early 80s.
        That, and the fact that 5 guys with machine guns can fire about 1000 rounds at Chuckie N in an SUV, and not one even one hits his tires or his windshield.

        •  Bad aim a necessary part of plot advancement (1+ / 0-)
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          DrTerwilliker

          always annoys me.

          For a reverse, consider Legolas not being able to bring down the Uruk who's about to light the gunpowder at Helm's Deep with 3 shots.

          OK, Legolas misses once and only wounds him. That's OK. But thrice? Fuggedaboudit.


          In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there always is a difference. - Yogi Berra

          by blue aardvark on Tue May 31, 2011 at 09:10:43 AM PDT

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    •  Makes me think of how after 9/11... (2+ / 0-)
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      DrTerwilliker, blue aardvark

      ...what with huge landmarks and places of importance having been attacked, people started believing that al Qaeda was going to bomb their local Walmart or shopping mall instead of another landmark.

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