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  •  Oo, me! (4+ / 0-)

    1. I am an Iowan (for real!)

    2. Being of the female type persuasion, I would bring diversity

    3. Having learned to sit through faculty meetings without deeps sighs, eye rolling or launching spit balls I could comport myself with the necessary dignity during public events

    Of course, my fees are a tad high.

    Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary? . . . and respect the dignity of every human being.

    by Wee Mama on Fri Jun 10, 2011 at 10:55:07 AM PDT

    •  You're a *Female*? (3+ / 0-)
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      Piren, Wee Mama, TrueBlueMajority

      No way you can be hired.  Newt is worried about what happens if you have your period and get so crazy that you accidentally blow up South Carolina.  (Wasn't he the guy who talked about how women couldn't fight in trenches because they'd get fungal infections or something?  He must be nominated.)

      Clarence Thomas had a dump
      Weiner said "this guy's a chump"
      He was caught tweeting pix riské
      So Justice Thomas got away.
      (Temporarily.)

      by Seneca Doane on Fri Jun 10, 2011 at 10:59:41 AM PDT

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