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  •  Michelle may be having glitter migraines by now (8+ / 0-)

    since being embarrassed by this sort of thing happening to her main man just isn't going to look good to her gangs of real he-man supporters, the insecure ones way more afraid of other orientations being somehow contagious than a mature straight guy with normal healthy libido would be.

    At first I read 'glitter cooties' as glitter cookies...and imagined cookies with a rainbow of colored sprinkles and maybe unicorn suger frosting.  Well, it sounded like it'd be a nice gesture, sort of a welcome to the neighborhood thing.  I have to imagine it'd be interesting coming up with a collection of suitable cookie cutter shapes...teddy bears, Teletubbies, maybe a set of big lips puckered up, or hearts, cupids...  Cookies might be a nice follow up to the glitterhadi least the office staff may think so.  Alert media you're bringing the cookies as peace offering.

    But wouldn't it be a real attention getter to hold a wedding ceremony for a few couples outside of the clinic?  Prepare the media with stories of how the couple met, background material suitable for printing in the society pages and engagement/marriage announcements.  Get whatever street permit is needed in advance.  Dot every 'i' and cross every 't'.  Devising a portable glitter fountain or cannon might be a challenge for someone with engineering skills.  Next, well, I suppose there should be reception plans...maybe invite the office staff of (R) representatives.  Probably should hire security.

    When life gives you wingnuts, make wingnut butter!

    by antirove on Thu Jul 21, 2011 at 10:59:36 AM PDT

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