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(I BRING YOU MY FIRST, AND ONLY, DIARY IN ALL CAPS, BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS SITUATION WARRANTS!)

JESUS H. CHRIST FLYING DOWN A SAN FRANCISCO STREET ON A RIPSTIK!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!

I AM SO GODDAMNED CONFUSED!

FIRST, THE NEPHEW IS SOME MARRIED, 30-SOMETHING DOUCHEBAG POSING AS A RECENTLY "OUT" 20-YEAR-OLD, WITH AN ASSHOLE CONSERVATIVE FAMILY, BORDERLINE NEO-REPUBLICAN VALUES, AND A TRUST FUND THAT WOULD PUT HALF THIS WEBSITE TO SHAME.

THEN, HE STARTS "STALKING" SWEDISHJEWFISH, TRIES TO GET TIMAEUS BANNED FOR GOOD, AND WRITES A SERIES OF WATB GBCWS AND TTFNS THAT STILL MAKE META JESUS WEEP. WE WILL NOT MENTION HIS APPALLING "BAN ME, KOS! I'M TOO ADDICTED TO THIS WEBSITE TO SAVE MYSELF!" DIARY, BECAUSE THAT WAS MOTHERFUCKING LAME!

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NOW, WE HAVE A SUPPOSED "EXPLANATION" DIARY, WRITTEN BY BOTH TIMAEUS AND SWEDISHJEWFISH, THAT DOES EXACTLY NOTHING TO HELP THE SITUATION AND ONLY SEEKS TO SOW MORE SEEDS OF CONFUSION AND ANGER.

I'M REALLY SCARED OF THE NEPHEW. I HAVE A FIREARM.

OH, WAIT! NO I'M NOT! HE WOULDN'T HURT A FLY. NO ONE'S IN DANGER.

THE NEPHEW? WHERE IS HE?! HE'S MISSING, BUT HE'S NOT IN JAIL.

OH, WAIT! YES, I THINK HE'S ON HIS WAY TO JAIL! HIS WIFE JUST KICKED HIM OUT.

OK, SO HE'S IN JAIL OR NOT IN JAIL? AND WHY WOULD YOU BELIEVE HIS "WIFE"? DOES HE EVEN HAVE A WIFE?!

I HAVE NO IDEA, I WAS TOTALLY DRUNK AND DIDN'T WANT TO POST THIS DIARY, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD IDEA, AND I WAS NERVOUS BEFORE IT POSTED, SO I DRANK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WINE BUT NOW I'M SOBER!

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE MOTHERFUCKING, EMINEM-STYLE KIDDING ME, GODDAMNIT! WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK FUCK?!?

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Update, 7/13/12, 12:12 pm:  Since Timaeus's diary last night was deleted, I've had a private message request to delete mine as well. No fucking way! I'm not getting involved in this cloak-and-dagger shit; I have a life, and a good 90% of it doesn't include Dkos. I hardly see how a stupid venting diary that was written about 12 hours ago is going to be used as some kind of fodder for "The Nephew" to do anything.

I'm not responsible for anyone else's behavior, and neither is this community. The only thing I can control is my own behavior.

You're going to have to learn to deal with that.

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