Saved a lot of daylight these last few months. Let me know if you need any. I have buckets of the stuff.
Sometimes I'll eat a Wetzel's Pretzel and listen to Muzak while I buy things on Amazon, just to remember what going to the mall felt like.
I can't believe there are only two more days for politicians to say preposterous things about rape.
I affectionately call unmanned drones airborne serial killing eunuchs.
In an ironic twist of fate the STD technician was the hooker from the night before.
Don't judge me with the assumption I'm playing with a full deck. Assume it's a trick deck.
Sometimes you need to take a back seat and let your demons drive to realize maybe you should just get out and hitchhike the rest of the way.
I like to fill tiny boxes with potential then stack them up and burn them because fire is so pretty.
Most of the time I have no idea who the hell I am. I take a certain comfort in the rediscovery process tho...