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craigferguson
   

SPOILER WARNING: A late night gathering for non-serious palaver that does not speak of that night's show. Posting a spoiler will get you brollywhacked. You don't want that to happen to you.
                   
The Insomniac's Vent - Hole (hereinafter known as IVH) is a noncontroversial topic, no flame zone. The IVH, if lost or stolen will not be replaced or purchase price refunded. Violation of IVH rules will result in expulsion without refund. A copy of IVH rules can be obtained from one or more members wearing tie-dyed oxford shirts after written requests. Admission to certain functions within the IVH may require additional innuendo, enter at your own risk. Frivolity and silliness are highly recommended for all riders. Flamewars are expressly forbidden and political ranting is strongly discouraged. Please consult your counselor, magistrate or religious functionary before usage. Comment below if you agree with said terms.
                    Addendum to above: First is first. Second can be skinkond.
                                  Thank you and have an IVH night.
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   Hey there fellow venthoolians! It's Thursday night, time for another IVH!

    Short, but hardly sweet, Comcast got an earful from me tonight. I had a cable box with a DVR, didn't use it enough to justify the extra $20/mo, disconnected it, exchanged boxes. New box gave staticy picture, exchanged it today. Each new hookup requires activation...by phone..message alerts you to "we are experiencing higher than usual call volume" and every minute "We appreciate your business, your call....." 45 minute waits..shit! Then the I only had local stations...called back  1 hour wait this time, the dumbass 1 call earlier did lots of stuff, but didn't activate. I had to give her a serial # from the box, so I had to go upstairs, get my glasses, turn on the light, then I dropped the phone and lost it. Every swear word I knew preceeded of course, by fuck. When I got the phone back, she was laughing at me. Said she knew how I felt!

    CraigyFerg guests are Rashida Jones and Julie Gonzalo - be surprised - no time to look them up.

    Here's what happened last night

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