Roger Ebert said don't waste your money on Battlefield Earth. I saw it anyway. That's the last time I disobeyed Roger Ebert.
Now that North Korea is almost done with their nuclear toys, maybe they can focus on establishing basic human rights like a big boy country.
I am hoping the Great Gatsby trailer is faithful to the Cliffs Notes.
It's high time Tom Cruise was investigated by Mulder and Scully.
The pet shop owner says that I have to stop teaching his parrots the lyrics to Terrance Trent Darby songs.
It's pretty stupid how they wont let you bring a bazooka on an airplane, even if it's just loaded with Cheddar Biscuits from Red Lobster.
Well, Doc, I guess my problem with blaming others for my misfortunes started somewhere around the introduction of Scrappy Doo.
There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
There's no right way to wear overalls.
There's no logical scenario to ever say zipper waffle monkey.