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Our fearless leader, has rightly encouraged us to use more humor in order to increase page views. Given that he is concerned with page views, so should we who love this community.

So, as noted about, this diary will give the community an opportunity to offer Jones a service and alert him to things he really should be worried about. He should be worried about everything we concern ourselves with but there are plenty of "insightful" things not covered in serious diaries.

So, let's have it, keep things tasteful but gut wrenchingly funny. I have all the faith in the world we can do it. Or not. There is no penalty for writing useless diaries, I do it all the time!

Please follow me through the orange looking glass to a world where Alex is in surrounded by truly ridiculous things more real than his world.

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I will make a meager first attempt.

Alex, just because you are paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't watching you. We are.

And, when you realize that we are watching you and start to feel a little heat on that big round neck of yours and break into a sheen of sweat, you might worry that the world isn't getting cooler any time soon.

UFOs, Alex? Ok, I'm with you on that there is something funny going on. In fact, last time I had some greys over for beers they told me that they are not amused with being lumped in with HAARP, Chemtrails and the illuminati. So, they will be visiting soon and "probe" just how much other "crap" you plan to send out to the world.

I am sure y'all can do better.

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