Just when you thought that the TV wasteland couldn't get any grimmer, Low-Info America's favorite grifter, quitter and clown-car passenger announces that she's starting her own digital video channel, called...wait for it...Rogue TV. (winks)
According to capitalnewyork.com:
Fox News contributor and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will be launching her own digital video channel, tentatively called “Rogue TV,” a source familiar with the project told Capital.Oooh...goody! A '...video version of her Facebook page...'. So it'll move and stuff and noises will fall out of Snowshoe Barbie's face-hole in no particular order and make us confused and angry and sad. That's got to be worth a sawbuck of anyone's money. You betcha! (winks)
The channel will be available through Tapp, the digital video service founded by former CNN chief Jon Klein and former NBC Universal entertainment executive Jeff Gaspin. Subscriptions will cost $10 per month.
Rogue is expected to launch in April or May, and it would be one of the first of the digital channels offered by Tapp.
Palin’s channel will feature video commentaries from the former Republican vice-presidential candidate, discussing current events and political issues.
“Think of it as a video version of her Facebook page,” the source said.
The article continues:
That said, Rogue is also expected to feature footage of Palin and her family in Alaska, much as the 2010 TLC reality series, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” did. (TLC’s parent company, Discovery Communications, is an investor in Tapp.)Tips for parents? Oh...I get it; you mean, like teaching your teenage daughter about birth-control? Those kinds of tips? Awesome.
It will also have advice and guidance from Palin, such as tips for parents and recipes.
And recipes? Call it male intuition but I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that they're going to be 'mouth-watering' and 'simple-to-prepare'. The recipe for Destroying What Little Credibility John McCain Had Fricassee is, I suspect, especially delicious and requires no preparation at all! (winks)
The piece ends with this chilling news:
What other talent Tapp is lining up has not yet been revealed, but we hear that Tapp has been casting a wide net, seeking out both political personalities like Palin, as well as entertainment and lifestyle personalities.Be afraid; be very afraid also, too. (shoots moose; winks)
The company’s website paints a picture of what to expect, with a word-cloud featuring topics like “paranormal,” “faith,” “relationships,” “fantasy sports” and “science.”