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For anyone who might need a laugh today, I thought I'd share this incredibly funny spam I just got. Apparently there's a delivery of LOTS of money awaiting me, if I can just prove I'm not dead!

If you're alive and reading this, feel free to write to the guy and claim my money.

Have a great day!

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FROM THE DESK OF YOUR DIPLOMAT
AGENT JAMES LONG
FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN OF GOD,
WORLD REGULATORY

ATTENTION. PLEASE

I AM DIPLOMATIC AGENT MR. JAMES LONG PLEASE  WHAT IS GOING ON? WHERE
ARE YOU RIGHT NOW,WELL IF WHAT AM HEARING IS NOT TRUTH KINDLY GET BACK
TO ME VERY URGENT TO THIS EMAIL, WE HAVE A CRUCIAL SITUATION HERE IN
THIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT OHIO IN  UNITED STATE OF AMERICA, PLEASE I
NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH BEFORE HANDING OVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TO THEM
FOR ME TO GO BACK TO MY COUNTRY, THE SITUATION HERE IN THIS AIRPORT IS
THAT SOME GROUP OF PERSONS IN NUMBER OF TWO UNITED STATE OF AMERICA
CAME TO THIS AIRPORT AND TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD AN AUTO-CRASH LAST week
AND YOU DIED TWO DAYS AGO THEREAFTER, AND THAT UPON YOUR DEATH, YOU
ASSIGNED THEM TO BE THE NEXT OF KIN OVER YOUR FUNDS AND PROPERTIES, SO
PLEASE I AM VERY MUCH CONFUSED HERE I DON?T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE
THEY BROUGHT A DEATH CERTIFICATE SIGNED BY A MEDICAL DOCTOR SHOWING
THAT YOU ARE DEAD.

THEY ALSO BROUGHT A SIGNED LETTER OF CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP AND
APPOINTMENT OF NEXT-OF-KIN OVER YOUR PROPERTIES INCLUDING YOUR FUNDS
ON THE CONSIGNMENT BOX WORTH $2.5MILLIONS THAT ARE WITH ME IN THIS
AIRPORT.

THEY SAID THAT YOU EVEN MADE A PROVISION OF THE NEEDED $150.00 USD FOR
THEM TO CLEAR ALL THE OUTSTANDING BILL DELAYING THE SMOOTH DELIVERY OF
YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX TO YOU IN YOUR HOME, BUT PERSONALLY I'M NOT WELL
CONVINCED THAT YOU ARE DEAD THAT IS WHY I ASKED THEM TO HOLD BACK THE
$150.00 AND COME BACK NEXT WEEK SO THAT I WILL DO MY OWN
INVESTIGATIONS TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE DEAD OR ALIVE BECAUSE I AM
CONFUSE IF IS TRUTH OKAY.

PRIOR TO THIS DEVELOPMENT I TOLD THEM TO COME BACK NEXT WEEK, BUT IN
THE MEANWHILE I HAVE REPORTED THIS CASE TO THE AIRPORT POLICE
AUTHORITY, SO IF INDEED YOU ARE ALIVE, I WILL WANT YOU TO WRITE ME
BACK IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL WITH YOUR FULL INFORMATION TO
ENABLE ME VERIFY AND KNOW IF IT SAME INFORMATION I HAVE FOR THIS
DELIVERY OK.BEFORE IT WILL BE TOO LATE, TO DECIDE ON HOW TO GET THEM
ARREST WITH THE AIRPORT POLICE AUTHORITY WHEN THOSE MEN COMES BACK
NEXT WEEK MONDAY.

DUE TO MY SITUATION HERE IN AIRPORT I CAN NOT MAKE A CALL SO I WANT
YOU TO CALL MY DIRECTOR ON  +229 61390784 OR YOU WRITE ME BACK WITH
THE PAYMENT INFORMATION OF THE NEEDED FEE OF $150.00 DOLLARS,YOU CAN
SEND THE FEE TO THE BENIN REPUBLIC WHICH IS THE ORIGIN COUNTRY OF THE
CONSIGNMENT BOX,we implore you to expedite immediate action in sending
the $150.00 via Western Union OR Money Gram Money Transfer.

You are instructed to send the money through Western Union OR Money
Gram money transfer as soon as possible with the below information.

RECEIVER NAME ....... ANTHONY NNAMDI CHUKWUEMEKA
COUNTRY... BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY.... COTONOU
TEXT QUESTION...GOD
ANSWER....BLESS
AMOUNT .....$150.00 USD only
SENDER NAME.....
MTCN.........

KINDLY DO THAT IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE IF YOU FAIL TO DO THAT, I WILL
ASSUME THAT YOU ARE DEAD AS THEY HAVE CLAIMED, AND HAND OVER YOUR
CONSIGNMENT BOX WORTH $2.5MILLIONS OVER TO THEM AND GO BACK TO MY
COUNTRY, YOUR NON-COMPLIANCE WILL MEAN THAT ACTUALLY YOU ARE DEAD AS
THEY CLAIM AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO HAND OVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX
TO THEM AND GO BACK AS THEY HAVE PLEADED TO ME.

I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU TODAY?

THANKS
YOURS FAITHFULLY
DIPLOMAT MR. JAMES LONG
E-MAIL { jameslong032@gmail.com  }

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