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The bank  puts their pen on a chain because they don’t trust me to not steal it, yet, for some reason, I trust them with my money.

Boredom and emptiness are barely discernible from one another. Same goes for ice cream and happiness.

If a beautiful woman walked up to me, pointed a gun, then asked, "You know what this is about?"
I would just smile and nod my head.

I hate when people treat me like I'm above them. I will show you that I'm not. And that's not fun for anyone.

We were all  born to fuck each other, one way or another.

Intro

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Cop: Are those drugs?
Me: Is that a rocket launcher?
Cop: It’s my gun, not a rocket launcher.
Me: It’s weed, not drugs.

How to annoy someone:

1) Pretend to know something
2) Offer to share it
3) Write out an ironic list
4) Title it “How to annoy someone”

Bull: talking to himself Remember man, the red cape is a trick. You got this.
gate opens
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME CAPE?

God said “Let there be light,” and ninjas were like “Dude what the fuck.”

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I'm an enigma wrapped in a philosopher surrounded by a romantic enveloped by a know-it-all radiating disapproval wearing a safety helmet

26%22 votes
13%11 votes
60%50 votes

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