So, I was explaining to a friend of mine today that all this vandalism we are seeing is creating jobs.
We decided that it is a GOP jobs program.
Break a window and it has to be replaced!
Crash into a car and it has to be repaired!
Those are jobs, people!
They are creating real jobs right here in America.
Additional security for folks working in government?
More jobs and more hours on the job!
People selling bricks are making money!
Plate glass companies - they're makin' out like bandits here!
Police man hours - ADDITIONAL!!!
Some policeman's kid gets more Easter!
Which, of course, in turn translates into more candy workers' hours.
Don't you see?
What we are seeing is the Republican version of a Jobs Program.
They destroy stuff - we have to replace or repair.
So next time you even think that the Republicans and their Tea Party vandal ring don't care about people, just think about the jobs they are creating.
See? They do care.