Two former Cornell scientists have decided to name 3 new species of slime-mold beetles after Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld.
Yeah. Slime-mold beetles.
Query: Do the Asses of Evil now have to worry about DeLay coming after them to exterminate them? Will our terror level rise? Do we need a special law from Congress? Who can tell?
All I know is that I'll sleep warm and cozy knowing that they have at last been publicly -- and literally -- associated with slime.
Tee hee, snark, snark, snark.