Folks, you've got to admire Republican Texas Senate candidate Ted Cruz, who has concocted the most excellent conspiracy theory you'll ever by frightened by.

See what he did there? He managed to combine George Soros, the United Nations, and radical environmentalism in one comprehensive fantasy! And, for the extra point, he positioned it all as a dire threat to that most Republican of pastimes, golf!

Just awesome. Give this man the extra super deluxe tinfoil hat, the one with the golden antlers. He has certainly earned a spot in the wingnut Hall of Fame.

Originally posted to RobLewis on Sun Mar 18, 2012 at 11:24 AM PDT.

Also republished by TexKos-Messing with Texas with Nothing but Love for Texans.

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