Hi There, Hoodies and Hoodettes!

Shoot-em-up Charlie here!

By now you know that I get to help vigilante-types kill unarmed people-- and the best part is, it's perfectly LEGAL!

Thanks to my friends at the NRA & ALEC, who write the laws and then feed them to politicians all over the country.

If you feel threatened by a punk packin' dangerous Skittles-- shoot, shoot, SHOOT!

But ALEC & I, we're not just one-shot wonders.

We're funded by millions and millions of corporate dollars working to undermine things like . . . Health Care Reform!

In other words, I help corporations SHOOT you, and then deny you coverage for a pre-existing condition!

It's all about getting the laws we write into statehouses everywhere through our complicit lawmakers.

Which'd sound like a crazy conspiracy if it weren't truuuue!

We write so many laws and distribute them through our member-politicians, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

From blocking Health Care Reform, to gutting environmental laws to busting unions and pushing private prisons, it's a right-with, rapid-fire turkey shoot!

But LAWS don't kill people.

Laws introduced by pliable politicians backed by a shadowy organization funded by huge corporations kill people.

Originally posted to Comics on Thu Mar 29, 2012 at 06:50 AM PDT.

Also republished by American Legislative Transparency Project, DKOMA, and Daily Kos.

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