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Yeah, I know.  There's that word again.  LOL  But it soooooo fits in with my deepest, darkest, secretest, most outrageously unlikely fantasy about ... Mitt.

Just to be clear, this fantasy has nothing to do with nude pool parties and sex acts in Bridgehampton with 'scantily dressed Russians."

Sorry.

No, this is a WFBMM evisceration fantasy. One that would leave RMoney completely disemboweled and neutered.  

How wonderful would it be if this:

"There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it -- that that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what. ... These are people who pay no income tax. ... [M]y job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
Met this:

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Romney’s 1040 tax returns were taken from the PWC office 8/25/2012 by gaining access to the third floor via a gentleman working on the 3rd floor of the building. Once on the 3rd floor, the team moved down the stairs to the 2nd floor and setup shop in an empty office room. During the night, suite 260 was entered, and all available 1040 tax forms for Romney were copied. A package was sent to the PWC on suite 260 with a flash drive containing a copy of the 1040 files, plus copies were sent to the Democratic office in the county and copies were sent to the GOP office in the county at the beginning of the week also containing flash drives with copies of Romney’s tax returns before 2010. A scanned signature image for Mitt Romney from the 1040 forms were scanned and included with the packages, taken from earlier 1040 tax forms gathered and stored on the flash drives.
Next week:
The group will release all available files to the public on the 28 of September, 2012.
No, I haven't forgotten about these people.  How could I?  The possibilities are just too delicious.  Think about it.  The man who just railed against the mythic 47% of so-called tax-evading, low-life moochers gets his political ass handed to him by a group who exposes his own tax-evading, er,  moochiness.  

Could anything be more epic?  More fitting?  More disemboweling?  More ... eviscerating than that?  The timing would be perfect.

OMG. Just thinking about it gives me a Matthewesk tingle right up my leg!

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TMI?  

Oh, okay.  

Sorry.

Anyway....

Believe me, I get it.  Stuff like this never happens because it's just too good to be true.  Seriously, what are the odds, right?  These people are most likely perpetrating a hoax. A cruel hoax, BTW.  I mean, how supremely sadistic can you be to get people's hopes up like that, you know?

Still, I'll be fantasizing all next week that September 28th will be a very bad day for Mitt, the lying, tax-evading, robotic twit.

A girl can dream, can't she?

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