OK

pen on paper: 'Dear diary'
 
Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better.

Events in the campaign have taken a worrisome turn of late. Several times now I have overheard the staff quietly talking about needing to conduct a "reboot."

Though I am not entirely certain why, their language is making me profoundly uncomfortable.

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