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Seven-headed dragon from Revelations.
President Barack Obama, apparently.
Yup, it's that time of the quarter, when having been hit up by a million fundraising emails, you're now hit up with the responsibility of picking the best hate email of the last three months.

Meet the competitors, below the fold!

DailyCrime.com, please drop dead

I don't give a shit about your commie crapsite but I want you to publically admit how you got the formerly Christian and american judge Roberts to turn faggot communist traitor and support the stalinist anti-american piece of shit "Obamacare". You are a known homo so it must have involve some kind of gay shit?Did you suck his dick? Did you lick his balls while obama sucked his dick? did you lube up his dick with some faggy "organic" olive oil and let him fuck your armpit? Or did you just bend over and took it in the ass like a (liberal) man?

Heres  the joke: when you get AIDS from all the homo stuff you do, Obama"care" will have destroyeed our healthcare system and you will die in the street! Thanks death panels! I hope to God that you and obama and Roberts all get AIDS and some kind of mexican dick rot and die a painful death! You fucking commie traitors are a shameful pile of crap! Fucking asshole pinko faggots!

The armpit thing, definitely.

Edscan and George Rockwell meet:

From: George Rockwell
To: Markos

markos, this edscan person is obviously insane. he talks in rhyme and makes no sense. why do you keep company like that? and despite your claims, i think he is a jew. only a jew could be that weird.

regards,
george

From: edscan
To: Markos

Yesterday I received an  E mail from some
insane person, that, he noted, was referred by you.  He attacked me with various ethnic names such as Jew, etc. in a disparaging mode.  I am Irish German Catholic.   He said his name was Rockwell.
I have never heard of him.
I am trying to figure out how a note to you
tracks to a Nazi screwball that is calling me
wild ethnic names?
He referred to you.
Any ideas?

"Insane." Perfect.
Move your blog to Iran?

Hey islamist scumbag "Moulitsas", how does it feel when your jig is up? You and your Taleban pals spent years getting a muslim in a positoin of power and now he's' been exposed (Hint: OBAMA). Obama will lose the election eveen thoug Romeny is a leftist douch, becauseAmericans will not vote for a muslim or other islamist! Obama has been PROVEN to be a muslim, as you know the children of muslim father arealso muslim, which  measn as a FACT that Obama is muslim (FACT! please look it up moron!) Maybe Obinladen should run for presdent for IRAN where islamists run things DOUBLE DIGIT INFLATION??? MEAN ANYTHUNG TO YOU IDIOT??? Move your blogs to iran and see how that shit works out???

Also now exposed is Huma Abedin the islamist thug who is supported by Shrillary Clinton, also a pro-islamist dhimmicrat. Abedin ahs been PROVEN to have  close conections to Musliim Brotherhoodand Hamas (democrat friends both). Please understand that there is PROOF that Abeding is islamist scum and a terrorist suporter., using Clintons funding and OFFICIAL US GOVT RESOURECES to support terrorists! This is what happens in the Obama regime, our tax money going to Abedin and then toHamas. And yes, I know  you got John Mccain to lie for you, but Mccain is a known islamist symphatiser who sucks upto demoocrats and muslims because he has no spine. Mccain, Clinton, Obama are all liars protecting Abedin the Hamas frontman. This is called treason and whats our laws got to says about that OH WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!  THE DEATH SENTENCE HOW SAD FOR YOU TRAITORCRATS! no wonderyou try to desrtoy our laws so you wouldnt get shot by a fireing sqaud! Michelle Bachmann is the only one with guts in washingtont! Maybe also the president in 2016...???

Because the problem with Iran is DOUBLE DIGIT INFLATION!
Hello FaggoThug

Dear Mr. Homo B. Dicktickle, resident of Cumbath Junction: Please let heterosexual Americans live their lives and follow their Christian religion in peace. I know your liberal ideology requires that Christian values be destroyed and perversion be made the law of the land, but you need to understand that Christians won't be bullied around forever. We will vote cocksucking pedophiles like you and Obama out of office and straight to jail. God has punished you and your filthy kind with AIDS and real American voters will punish you with ZERO votes.

Where are the Nazis? Out, because they defied God. Where are the communists? Out, because they openly defied God. Why did John Mccain lose? Because he had spent his spent career mocking God and giving in to homosexualist demands like the coward he is. The bottom line is this: if you want to shove your tongue into an other man's asshole in public then you have the right to do that. And if actual real Americans then want to throw you in jail for being a disgusting deviant then we also have right to do that. If you want to have balls in your mouth then maybe you should consider psychiatric treatment because that is sick and twisted.

Christians are getting angry and we're getting organized. We have been spat upon and harassed for decades but it ends now. The first step is to replace the faggot in the White House with the non-perverted liberal Mitt Romney and then to replace Romney with someone who actually is both conservative and Christian. Your thugs don't scare us and your "lawyers" don't scare us. We may have little power and money but we have faith and we are the majority in this country and we want it back. For every billionaire-Soros you have we have a Christian volunteer who works for free. For every glitzy Hollywood scumbag or media whore you have we have a real American Christian who works hard to protect our faith.

I'm praying for God to smite you down and to give you AIDS.

For every Soros we have, you have a Christian volunteer who works for free? One volunteer isn't a lot.
attn

Is MOULITSAS trying to win the title of:
1. Most evil
2. Most fascist
3. Most stupid idiot on the internet?

If so then MOULITSAS has won. If not then maybe MOULITSAS should stop propping up the criminal regime of the master thug Obama! the name of MOULITSAS is well known and his name will be mentioned when they start taking names. Obama cronies will be charged with treason and long sentences will be handed out. If MOULITSAS doesnt want this, then MOULITSAS should leave the fascist camp and join america. Maybe MOULITSAS is too dumb to know whats good for him? Or maybe MOULITSAS thinks he is anonymous? Well, MOULITSAS is wrong, he is known and will be held responsible. OBama will lose, its Gods will. MOULITSAS should stop fighting God and start making amends. Jesus died for our sins, he will forgive the sins of MOULITSAS. But not if MOULITSAS keeps working for the muslim who stole the White house. MOULITSAS should stop being an evil fascist idiot and see the light. Everyone can be redeemed, even MOULITSAS.

Darn it, I've been outed. But how?
Hello moron!

I don't hate America so I never watch the Democrat Nazi Convention freakshow. But I think i can still gues what goes on in there. I think the DNC begins with the assholes in attendance burning a bunch of Bibles and converting to Islam. Then these nazi scumfucks yell anti-Israel and anti-Jewish Slogans (and I do belieeve that the nazis put in their nazi platform that Jerusalem is NOT the capital of Irael, which it of course is). Nice way to get things rolling, Adolf!

Then you have various contests for the faggots (95% of male liberals). There's "Whose cock is it?!?!?", where contestants suck cocks and then they are blindfolded and they suck the same cocks again but in a different order and they have to know who the cock belonged to. Fun for the family! Then you have the classic demofag favorite "Is it legal?!?!?" where all the pedofags have to fuck the youngest guy they can find. Then all the fucked guys are carded and the faggot who fucked the youngest guy without going to jail wins! Awesome!

Then there is more antisemitism and you affirm your close alliance with Hamas and Hizbullah, your fellow isalmist/socialist parties. You also vote in favor of removing guns from everyone who isn't a criminal.

And on the final day Obama is brought to the fagfest. He has to arrive on the bed of a truck because his giant cock won't fit in a smaller car. The cock will be worshipped by all the fucked up weirdo Obama cultists who are present. Finally Obama shoots his cum all over the nazi faggots and then everyone smokes crack and gets assfucked. Convention ends and the media declares Obama to be God and tell people to vote for him. Too bad for you the REAL God will one day stand in judgment over you. Here's waiting for that day...

Yup. All that stuff happened, and people loved it! Why do you think Obama got a convention bounce?
kos the bum ninja

i've bene reading your "hate mail" postings for a few months. you post this crap that you "claim" comes from Republicans and "tea baggers" but i'm figuring it's stuff you and your minions compile in someone's garage after your wife goes to sleep. do you really expect us to bleieve that shit is for real?

are you for real? i have my doubts with this hate-mail-a-palooza nonsense. first time i came upon it was actually a ways back when you'd posted one of your "best of" series. it read like a series of fever dreams that liberals picture conservatives to be. and all your sick gay fantasies were posted in lurid detail.

but here's the thing -  because it would be damaging to your site for you and yours to just post gay fanfic about the president, etc. you post these diatribes as "hate mail" instead. then you can flog the kos mule in the van you drive around town, imagining this stuff that "someone else wrote."

the sickest thing is that you all get in on the circle jerking, supposedly beating your hands down on your desks, spitting coffee up on your keyboard, and "laughing" at what the conservatives came up with this week, and you expect the rest of the world to believe that this nonsense came from OUTSIDE your group. in actuality, you're beating your meat with one hand and typing with the other.

well i know your secret, and it's a poorly kept one: YOU write this fanfic, and you masturbate about it. you've probably got dailykos.com orgy parties where you live out these "hate mails." it's simply disgusting.

you've got some guy dressed up in an obama costume in the back of your van, and you've got on your own costume on - white "pith" safari helmet, bermuda shorts, blue arm band, flare drop in hand - and then you "climb in back" to give it to the backside of "president obama."

i issue a dare to you, which of course you don't have the guts to accept: tell us the truth. let us know how many of these "hate mails" are fake, which members of your site wrote them, and the time and locations of your sex orgies.

until such time as you issue this information, you cannot be deemed a credible source of anything, and your calls for Mitt Romney to release his tax returns are a complete joke (just like your "mailbag"). it's high time for democrats to release the info that THEY have been hiding, and to stop tarring Republicans as the gay sex perverts that democrats actually are.

Got the spine to level with the public? Doubtful. You'll jsut issue more of your "mail" that you've recently composed with your left hand.

I wrote that.
ANTICHRIST

BARACK HUSEEIN OBAMA IS THE DRAGON AS WITNESSED IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION
ON HIS SEVEN HEADS HE WEARS SEVEN DIADEMS THAT HAVE BEEN NAMED AS FOLLOWS
"UNITED NATIONS"
"ACLU"
"ISLAM"
"MECCA"
"PLANNED PARENTHOOD" (SATANS CLOSEST ALLY)
"SAN FRANCISCO"
"SODOMY"
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST AS WITNESSED IN THE BIBLE HE IS SATAN MADE FLESH
NO WEAPON CAN HARM HIM AND NO EARTHLY POWER CAN STOP HIM HE CAN ONLY BE DEFAETED THROUGH THE PRAYERS OF THE FAITHFUL
ALL CHRISTIANS SHOULD PRAY FOR THE DEFEAT OF THE ANTICHRIST BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA EVERY SINGLE DAY UNTIL HE LOSES THE ELECTION
YOU MR MOULITSAS ARE THE WHORE OF BABYLON AND A SERVANT OF SATAN
PERHAPS YOU CAN STILL BE SAVED THROUGH THE GRACE OF GOD AND FAITH IN ETERNAL CHRIST WHO IS THE TRUE KING OF KINGS
ISLAM IS THE CHURCH OF SATAN AND ATHEISTS ARE THE MOST WICKED OF SATANS SLAVES
RENOUNCE ISLAM AND ATHEISM AND GIVE YOURSELF TO GOD AND YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL
DO NOT TAKE THE POEWR OF GOD LIGHTLY FOR JUDGEMENT DAY IS NEAR AND GOD SHALL DETERMIEN THE WORTH OF EACH AND EVERY SOUL AND THE SOULS OF MUSLIMS AND ATHEISTS SHALL NE FOUND WORTH EVEN LESS THAN ASH
ABANDON BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA WHO IS SATAN AND FILL YOURSELF WITH GODS INFINITE LOVE
BARACK HUSSEIN IS THE DRAGON AND THE ANTICHRIST PRAY THAT GOD TAKES AWAY HIS POWER IF YOU SERVE HIM YOU DOOM YOURSELF TO AN ETERNITY IN HELL

ACORN has been demoted.

And lastly, George Rockwell finds out he's Jewish:

From: George
To: Markos

(legal disclaimer: by opening this message you immediately and irrevocably agree to the following legal conditions: the contents of this message are extremely confidential, subject to all penalties under the full extent of the law. this includes both the first and the second party, meaning that even i am not allowed to discuss these matters afterwards) ok, here's the thing. it does seem that there is a small amount of jew blood in my family. this is very, very bad. however, there are some ameliorating factors. first, my mother is not a jew, therefore, according to jew law, i am not a jew and it is illegal to call me a jew. that is a small but important comfort. second, apparently the jew in my family is a quite a bit removed from me, most likely a great-great-great-great-grandfather or similar. now, the first order of business is to determine who brought jew blood into my family. the answer seems crystal clear; it has to be my mother's father who was notoriously pro-jew. the man even voted for a jew on a few occasions, for god's sake. secondly, the conditiond under which jew blood entered my bloodline are very important. thus, i have decided that the following happened: one of my (very distant, please note) ancestors married a jew who had already converted to christianity. this means that no legal jews were ever in my family, partially solving the problem. the jew genes are still a problem, however, and require a lot of work to compensate. i intend to redouble my efforts to fight back against the jew hegemony, if it's the last thing i do. further, i need to do some genealogical research in order to find the jew convert who married my ancestor. i also intend to send samples to a few foreign laboratories located in non-jew-controlled countries in case the first lab made a mistake (or was influenced by jews). if later lab results exonerate me, then it is an exception to the legal disclaimer above, and i will inform you of the results. i will destroy the results and instruct the lab to delete all information concerning me from their computers. as i said, markos, this is very bad, but not a complete catastrophe, since no legal jews were ever in my family. we will not discuss this matter further.

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