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Why did Mitt Romney cross the road?

To avoid 47% of his fellow Americans.

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Mitt.

Mitt who?

Mitt who?!?!?

Mitt who?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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How many of Romney’s accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

At least two.  One to screw the bulb in.  The other to unscrew it before anyone has seen what has happened.

UP@NIGHT

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