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We always strive to bring you the truth--through any means necessary--here at WARNNN. Bill the Lizard, one of our investigative reporters, has uncovered new information about the Petraeus CIA scandal.
The connections run deep from the White House, to PBS, the CIA, and to the State Department. The Petraeus sex scandal and cover-up are just one part of a many tentacled tale of deceit, corruption, violence, and murder.
Correlation is causation. News junkies also know that a pattern of events means that they must all be related and connected to each other in some way. To deny these facts is to deny reality.
The liberal media has been conspiring to suppress the truth about the Obama Administration's cover up of the events in Benghazi, Libya where several months ago an American consulate was overrun, and the ambassador, along with several other people, was killed. While Fox News and the brave patriots on the Internet have been the only voices willing to tell the American people the truth about Libya, events have continued to develop and spin out of control. Several days ago, Iran tried to shoot down an American drone which was on a peaceful mission in international waters. Now, the (recently resigned) head of the CIA is embroiled in a scandal which reaches to the top levels of the Pentagon, the FBI, and Congress.
The Obama administration, just as they did with the Fast and Furious gunrunning scandal, the rampant corruption with its energy "czars," and the failed company Solyndra, is desperately manipulating events and suppressing information in order to protect their own public image. Obama was able to hide the truth about the Libya debacle and Iran's attack on a United States' research drone so that he could get re-elected and defeat Mitt Romney.
Obama revealed his true nature during the election when he used voter suppression tactics and a concerted campaign of lies and character assassination against the Republican challenger in order to maintain his illegitimate hold on the White House. Now, Obama is making sure that all of the parties connected to the Libya disaster and his various other foreign policy failures are removed from play.
Apparently, the much beloved Sesame Street character known as Elmo, has for many years, been an off the books contract agent for the CIA. In much the same way that the State Department issues diplomatic credentials as cover for CIA operatives, Elmo was able to use his position with PBS, and as a worldwide ambassador to children, in order to hide in plain sight.
This granted Elmo access to dangerous locales in the Middle East, Africa, Latin America, and Indonesia. Like Chuck Barris, the host of the 1960s hit TV show The Dating Game, Elmo was tasked with overseeing "direct action" missions and covert operations. He was also renowned within the intelligence community for his skill as an assassin.
As Bill the Lizard told WARNNN, the 2012 election campaign was very upsetting for Elmo. "The smear campaign by Romney and half-truths of the Big Bird attacks hit Elmo hard. Realizing that he could be washed up and homeless by November 2012, Elmo starts spiraling out of control."
Elmo has deep connections with Barack Obama and is rumored to talk to him on a daily basis. Elmo is also close to the First Lady and has been a guest at numerous White House functions. Along with Al Sharpton and others members of Obama's informal "kitchen cabinet," Elmo is one of the President's closest advisors.
While Elmo has many tens of millions of dollars, like many covert operatives, he has lived a self-destructive lifestyle--one afflicted by drug use and alcoholism. Tragically, many of Elmo's missions put him at great risk of falling prey to his demons.
For example, Elmo was dispatched by Obama to hush up the Fast and Furious Scandal where he was tasked with being the president's personal emissary to the Mexican drug cartels. Obama even joked about this fact when he mentioned Elmo in a campaign stump speech.
The cartels became suspicious of Obama's intentions and Elmo's real mission. According to Bill the Lizard:
"The Mexican cartels are now sitting on a fortune of American dollars thanks to Eric Holder's Fast and Furious schemes. Emboldened, they manage to contact their Islamo-Fascist Socialist Muslim mole in Hillary Clinton's office. The mole tells them that the FBI is now tracking Elmo's movements, and that they need to ditch him or risk exposure. They left Elmo in the middle of the desert to die."Elmo escaped and eventually made his way back to the United States. Elmo is an adrenaline junkie and was always looking for action. He traveled to Europe and then the Middle East. According to an anonymous source with the Israeli intelligence agency Mossad, Elmo developed some actionable information on weapons trafficking between Sudan and Hamas.
He then took a vacation in Syria where he helped develop the arms pipeline between the anti-Assad rebels and Turkey. "Elmo was always one step ahead. He helped the Syrian rebels take out some of the key leadership targets in Assad's government. Those daring raids on the Syrian airbases by the rebels? That was all Elmo. He is a true professional, modest, a quiet warrior...an amazing level of tactical proficiency," according to the same source with the Mossad.
However, Elmo was still seething with quiet rage about how Sesame Street had been politicized, and his perception that Obama was willing to use the show as a political pawn against Romney. Elmo then returns to Europe as part of a tour of military bases where he performs in two shows a day for the children who live there, as well as in nearby communities.
At some point during the tour, Elmo is asked to bring in his own group of operatives to work with the CIA in Libya. Obama and Petraeus are concerned about Al-Qaeda and if the "MANPADS"--man portable surface to air missiles--which were now sitting, unguarded, in the armories of the former Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi would be used by terrorists. Elmo initially refused because this was a "boring" mission and one not suited for his unique talents.
As discovered by Bill the Lizard and WARNNN, Elmo reportedly told one of his contacts in the MI6, the famed British intelligence agency, that "hunting down old missiles is something for the Rangers or maybe even the SEALs to do, my man Obama shouldn't be wasting my time."
Elmo had repeatedly warned President Obama and General Petraeus that there was a plan to attack the American consulate in Benghazi. The Libyans knew that the consulate hosted a secret CIA listening station and prison. Elmo had secretly been investigating those leads in Benghazi and had planned on "neutralizing" the terror cell. He was told directly by both the President and Petraeus to back off because they did not want a "diplomatic incident." This move further angered and upset Elmo.
When the attacks on the consulate in Benghazi began, Elmo was initially part of the CIA quick reaction team dispatched to the scene. He was waved off by the CIA officer in command on the ground. As the fighting continued and a team of Delta Force commandos was finally dispatched from the United States, Elmo personally contacted General Petraeus and Obama via a direct connection through a satellite phone. At this point, Elmo had moved his own personal team of contractors into position. He was demanding that Obama authorize airstrikes on the crowd. As Fox News and others have correctly reported, Obama watched the events unfold on the ground and did nothing. The consulate was burning and the ambassador was dead.
In a final moment of frustration, Elmo ordered his men to open fire on the crowd and to spare no one. The President told Elmo directly that "if he attacked the protesters then he would be written off as a traitor and that the Delta team would be ordered to hunt down Elmo, his personal operatives, and to destroy the safe houses that he had built around the world."
This moment is the beginning of an embarrassing scandal that the world, and the American people, have now been witness to in recent days.
Bill the Lizard discovered that at this point, "Elmo now considered the U.S.A. his enemy. Ironically, the attacks on the Libyan embassy emboldened and inspired him. He is convinced that he needs to destabilize the US government."
The United States government is a house of cards, one where corruption and greed are more important than patriotism and personal loyalty. Elmo is convinced that Obama and Petraeus, for their own twisted reasons, wanted the Benghazi embassy destroyed. Obama's refusal to describe the attacks in Libya, and the murder of Ambassador Stevens as "terrorism," further enrages Elmo. He wants to return the country back to its "traditional values."
"First, Elmo 'outs' General Petraeus, by hacking into his email address and pretending to be Paula Broadwell. Then, he moves to destroy General John Allen's career by sending inappropriate messages to Jill Kelley."
Inspired by Wikileaks and the new James Bond movie, Elmo was apparently on the verge of publicly exposing Obama's connections with the New Black Panther Party, Hamas, and his aiding and abetting of Muslim infiltration in the United States government, when Petraeus and the President retaliated.
"Elmo's past catches up with him, and he's accused of 'inappropriate sexual contact' with a teenager back in the States. This alerts INTERPOL, and they start a world-wide mobilization to hunt him down."
Obama and his henchmen do not want Elmo to testify before Congress or to leak any information to the news media. The liberal media will bury the story; Fox News and the patriot media will make sure the American people know about Obama's crimes against the Constitution.
Where is Elmo now? Bill the Lizard has been told by contacts close to Elmo that he "is now on the run, moving from country to country, trying to stay one step ahead of international police. He’s considered extremely dangerous. Elmo has many friends around the world and he is gambling that one of his former employers will offer him sanctuary."
If President Obama has any sense of decency, or personal loyalty, he will let Elmo live in the shadows. Given this administration's propensity for violence and deception, Elmo will likely be "disappeared," spirited off to some gulag or secret prison where he cannot tell his tale.