OK

Without even understanding the parameters of the discussion, parrots are now concerned about the fiscal cliff.  So I thought it would be of great public service if we could create a more informative metaphor.

I say "Lighting the fiscal spliff" because that HAS to be going in in the House.  There aren't many other plausible explanations.

So have at it ...

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