In a Joint Press Release from Fox Television and the Office of Senator John McCain of Arizona, it was announced today that Senator McCain and Reality Show Royalty Kim Kardashian are to be the first contestants to compete in a new Fox Television reality show to be called Camera Whore Smackdown.
The premise of the show is to prove which contestant is the biggest camera whore.
In Episode One of CWS Contestant McCain will state his claim that President Obama was to blame for the Crucifixion of Jesus and that Obama covered up what he knew in order to win re-election. Contestant McCain will then demand new Senate Watergate-type hearings which he will chair in order to prove his claim.
Contestant Kardashian starts the episode with a SPECTACULAR Wedding of the Season Event involving a Mormon-style polygamous marriage where she marries the entire LA Raiders football team; Kardashian then quickly divorces all of her husbands and immediately manages the video and book release about the marriage all within 24 hours.
CAMERA WHORE SMACKDOWN! LOOK FOR IT ON FOX!!