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UN-FUN FACT: If you try to play "Marco! ... Rubio!" in a swimming pool, nobody blindly searches for you and a sea monster eats you, twice.

"Upgrade what our businesses need most: Modern ports to withstand a storm. Modern water coolers that just serve vodka"

Remember, a lot of us don't care about dealing with the deficit because we hate future generations.

Replied "Not much" to "What's up?" because "nuclear explosions, flaming rogue cops, and capris on dudes" is more than small talk can handle.

I just added "Less Corporate Tracking of My Online Purchasing Behavior" to my Amazon Wish List.

If God had intended for man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.

World: Don’t do that.

North Korea: Do what? This?

World: Seriously stop doing that.

 North Korea: Do what? This?

 World: STAAAAHHPPP.

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RICKY IS THE ONLY RUBIO!

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