In a move to re-imagine their Party, senior members of the House and Senate GOP announced today the formation of a new bicameral Republican Caucus to be called Conservative Republicans Against Communists, Kooks and Everything Rational Society (to be known simply as The C.R.A.C.K.E.R.S Caucus).
The effort is supported by both the extreme right and the extreme far right members of the GOP. According to Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky, who will head The C.R.A.C.K.E.R.S. Caucus, this is one of our first moves to reinvigorate the GOP in the Congress after a challenging 2012 election. This will enable us to defeat Obama and make sure this is his last term.
Paul said "we are working together, beyond question, we will accomplish our goals. We are all CRACKERS now".