From the "you couldn't make this shit up" department, a Florida resident was shot in the leg by his dog today. From Raw Story
Police in Sebring, Florida say a man told them that his dog accidentally shot him in the leg with a gun that he thought was unloaded..
Gregory Dale Lanier of Frostproof was riding in his truck on Feb. 23 when the dog knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor of the truck, causing it to discharge into the man’s leg, a police report indicated.
But it gets better, apparently he thought the gun was an unloaded 38, when in fact it was a loaded (obviously) 9mm.
It's worth reading for the comments.